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Richard 04-05-2011 05:59

Donations
 
This one's for RL, CPo, CSB, N550G, Shar, et al...:D :D

Richard
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The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way representative mumbled, "Um ... No."

"Or," the lawyer continued, "that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way representative began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted when the lawyer added, "Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident...leaving her penniless with three children?"

The humiliated United Way representative, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again. "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Tress 04-05-2011 18:43

Nice try, but during my last visit to Office Depot to purchase a new keyboard I also purchased a spill-proof cover. I can now honestly say that it works but it will take some getting used to. :D

crazyitalian 04-05-2011 21:21

Lol, good one :D

PSM 04-05-2011 21:37

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Who knew that N550G was such a high flyer? :D


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