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TOMAHAWK9521 01-08-2011 01:07

For Sale, 2 Saints tickets... highest bid.‏
 
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Got this in an email from a friend. I didn't see it anywhere else and thought I'd see if there were any interested parties. :D
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FOR SALE:

Section 118, Row 6 Seats 4 & 5

I have 2 Saints season tickets for sale. It seems that my wife doesn't want to attend any more of their games as she doesn't like the person who sits in the seat next to us.

I've attached a picture of the view from the seats to confirm location below.

Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.

Current Bid: $4500 each

greenberetTFS 01-08-2011 06:44

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Originally Posted by TOMAHAWK9521 (Post 367859)
Got this in an email from a friend. I didn't see it anywhere else and thought I'd see if there were any interested parties. :D
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FOR SALE:

Section 118, Row 6 Seats 4 & 5

I have 2 Saints season tickets for sale. It seems that my wife doesn't want to attend any more of their games as she doesn't like the person who sits in the seat next to us.

I've attached a picture of the view from the seats to confirm location below.

Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.

Current Bid: $4500 each

Let me get this straight,thats his wife?............;)

Big Teddy :munchin

The Reaper 01-08-2011 10:36

Why not relieve the wife of her suffering and volunteer to sit in the seat next to the undesirable, just so she doesn't have to.

No mission too difficult, no sacrifice too great....:D

TR

Oldrotorhead 01-08-2011 12:02

Sell one ticket to a friend, give her the money to go shopping. Tell her you can't go shopping with her you have to attend a worship service with the guys.:D

Sten 01-08-2011 13:17

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Originally Posted by greenberetTFS (Post 367871)
Let me get this straight,thats his wife?............;)

Big Teddy :munchin

Yes! and as he appears to have paid top dollar for the upgrades he like her to show them off :D

wet dog 01-08-2011 13:53

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Originally Posted by Sten (Post 367942)
Yes! and as he appears to have paid top dollar for the upgrades he like her to show them off :D

Looks like more trouble than it's worth.

Gypsy 01-08-2011 14:15

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Originally Posted by wet dog (Post 367952)
Looks like more trouble than it's worth.

Reminds me of that old saying...no matter how hot she is someone somewhere is tired of her crap. :D

akv 01-08-2011 14:25

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Current Bid: $4500 each
We are still talking about the tickets?...

1stindoor 01-12-2011 11:51

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Originally Posted by Gypsy (Post 367960)
Reminds me of that old saying...no matter how hot she is someone somewhere is tired of her crap. :D

Reminds me of the old joke about the millionare bachelor.

After tiring of the bachelor's life the multi millionare decides he wants to marry. The only problem is that he is intimate with three women and cannot decide who would make the best wife.

He decides to give each $100,000 in order to see how they would spend the money.
The first spends all $100,000 on herself.
The second spends all $100,000 on him.
The third spends $50,000 on herself and $50,000 on him.

So who did he decide would make the best wife....?


















The one with the biggest rack.

Sdiver 01-12-2011 17:59

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Originally Posted by 1stindoor (Post 368716)
Reminds me of the old joke about the millionare bachelor.

After tiring of the bachelor's life the multi millionare decides he wants to marry. The only problem is that he is intimate with three women and cannot decide who would make the best wife.

He decides to give each $100,000 in order to see how they would spend the money.
The first spends all $100,000 on herself.
The second spends all $100,000 on him.
The third spends $50,000 on herself and $50,000 on him.

So who did he decide would make the best wife....?

The one with the biggest rack.

Let me guess .....

This joke is about THIS guy isn't it ??? :D

Gypsy 01-12-2011 18:36

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Originally Posted by 1stindoor (Post 368716)

So who did he decide would make the best wife....?



The one with the biggest rack.

But of course, it's an obsession!

orion5 01-12-2011 20:11

What I think is hilarious about the pic is that no one is paying any attention to her, including the guy she's with, who is playing on his phone. I guess she's trying to get TV camera attention instead.

Oh, and 1stindoor....I guess we know what your wife looks like, eh? ;)

PSM 01-12-2011 20:25

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Originally Posted by orion5 (Post 368836)
What I think is hilarious about the pic is that no one is paying any attention to her, including the guy she's with, who is playing on his phone.

Actually, the guy next to her guy is looking at her butt! :D Some of us like nacelles, some of us like the empennage! ;)

Pat

1stindoor 01-13-2011 08:25

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Originally Posted by orion5 (Post 368836)
Oh, and 1stindoor....I guess we know what your wife looks like, eh? ;)

5'9, blonde, and totally hot!:o

Sten 01-13-2011 08:42

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Originally Posted by Gypsy (Post 368812)
But of course, it's an obsession!

Hate the game not the player. :D


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