A Blonde, a Car and a Mattress
 

A Blonde ran over a mattress on the highway and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole in the fuel tank and subsequent brought her vehicle to its knees..

She had still managed to drive 30 more miles with A 60-pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her drive shaft. She had it towed to her dealership and complained that the vehicle had a "Sort Of Shimmy" when she was driving at high speeds.

"Sort Of A Shimmy" -- I'll Bet It Did!...jd:p