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sound familiar?
>A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young
>boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy >starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has >swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. > >The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his >son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. > >A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business >suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup >of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee >cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets >up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. > >Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the >boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and >then ever so firmly. > >After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last >nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. > >Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father >and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. > >As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the >father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've >never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are >you a doctor? " > >"No" the woman replied. "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service." > :eek: |
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