Chuck Norris Designated Texas Ranger
 

Chuck Norris Doesn't Play a Texas Ranger; He Is a Texas Ranger

Gov. Rick Perry designated Norris and his brother, stunt coordinator and producer Aaron Norris, honorary Texas Rangers.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local-bea...111235999.html

And that and a $1.79 will get you a cup of the Coffee of the Day at Starbucks. ;)

Richard :munchin

I think they know it's just an honorary thing.
Best wishes to the old man.

Sir-Chuck's gonna need an honorary Texas Ranger Bowie, as well...

:D


On edit, I'd like to throw in that it seems a tad incongruous for a man who got his ass whipped by a Chinese dancer to recieve an award from the Texas Rangers.

That's Horrigans job.

HUH? I thought the Texas Rangers were getting Honorary Chuck Norris titles.

So did Chuck. :p

Richard :munchin

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sure took em long enough

Let the Chuck Norris Quotes Begin
 

No $1.79 needed. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

And in TX, doesn't Starbucks have five sizes, instead of the usual four? Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris? :D

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

The earth is held to Chuck Norris by gravity.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The Texas Rangers don't make Chuck Norris an honorary Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris makes the Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises.

I have one that I bought back in '86 or so (blued not chrome). It has been an excellent handgun.

We've heard them all before, but we need to collect them here,...
 

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

When Superman goes to bed, he wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

,...and.....