My Schnauzer
 

A nice lady found out that her dog, a schnauzer, wouldn't come when she called so she took it to a veterinarian. The vet examined the dog and found out that it had excessive hair in it's ears. After trimming the hair away they found that the dog could hear much better. The vet then told the woman that to keep this problem from happening again she could buy some Nair hair remover and apply it to the dogs ears about once a month. The lady then went to the drugstore to buy some. At the counter the pharmicist told her, "this stuff will make your skin sensitive so if you're going to use it on your underarms don't use any deodorant for a few days." She answered, "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmicist then said, "if you're going to be using it on your legs then don't tan for few days." The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either, I'm going to be using it on my schnauzer."

The pharmicist smiled and replied,"well in that case, be sure to stay off your bicycle for about a week."

LOL
Ya know, I saw the title and thought "oooh, schnauzer! I have a schnauzer and I love my schnauzer. So soft and fluffy and frisky" Well, needless to say, I was talking about my puppy!!!! :p

Ha-ha!

I'm glad that you liked it Saorise.

I wasn't sure how well it would go over. Not too raunchy but kind of cute. :p

Naw, it was all good! Definately cute!