joke of the day
 

1st woman:

Hi! My name is Sherry.

2nd woman:

Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman:

I froze to death.

2nd woman:

How horrible!

1st woman:

It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get
warm & sleepy, & finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman:

I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman:

I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic &
searched, then down into the basement. Then, I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled
over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - We'd both still be
alive!