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mangler 05-28-2010 11:57

Bacon Explosion
 
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Figured this would go good with the bacon Cheeseburger Turtles.

Lee





Behold, BACON EXPLOSION!!! Here’s what you’ll need…

2 pounds thick cut bacon
2 pounds Italian sausage
1 jar of your favorite barbeque sauce
1 jar of your favorite barbeque rub

To kick off the construction of this pork medley you’ll need to create a 5×5 bacon weave. If the strips you’re using aren’t as wide as the ones pictured, then you may need to use a few extra slices to fill out the pattern. Just make sure your weave is tight and that you end up with a nice square shape to work with.

The next step is to add some barbeque seasoning on top of your bacon weave. Being the barbeque addict that I am, I whipped up a batch of Burnt Finger BBQ’s competition pork rub for this special occasion. Seeing as not everyone has the time, or the expertise, to create a tasty rub of their own, I would recommend trying Bad Byron’s Butt Rub, Rendezvous Famous Seasoning, or Steven Raichlen’s All-Purpose Rub.

Now that you’re pork is well seasoned, it’s time to add more pork. Take two pounds of Italian sausage and layer it directly on top of your bacon weave. Be sure to press the sausage to the outer edges of the bacon creating a patty that is the same thickness all the way across. Most grocery stores carry loose sausage, so just pick out one you like. I chose to go with a mild sausage, but spicy would work just the same. If you really want to get crazy, take a stab at making your own homemade sausage.

Next up is bacon layer number two. Take the remaining bacon slices and fry them up the same way you would for breakfast (or lunch, or dinner, or a midnight snack). If you like soft bacon, make it soft. If you like crunchy bacon, make it crunchy. If you like your bacon burnt to hell so the smoke detectors go off, then burn it to hell so the smoke detectors go off. These pieces are going to be a major part of the inner flavor of our sausage fatty, so cook them your favorite way. Personally, I like my bacon right at the point when it starts to get crispy, but hasn’t quite lost all of the softness yet. Regardless of how well done you like yours, you’ll need to crumble or chop the cooked strips into bite size pieces and place on top of the sausage layer. (Note-It’s okay, and encouraged, to snack on these pieces while your chopping/crumbling. But keep in mind that once those bacon morsels touch the raw sausage, you’ll need to resist all temptations to nibble. This can and will be difficult, but hospital trips are no fun, so stay strong.)

Since this is a barbeque recipe, we need to add another layer of barbeque flavor. Take your favorite sauce and drizzle it all over the top of the bacon pieces. Personally, I prefer to use Burnt Finger BBQ’s homemade competition sauce, but if you’re torn on what brand to use I recommend Cowtown, Blues Hog, and Fiorella’s Jack Stack. Once you’ve sauced the bacon, sprinkle on some more of the barbeque seasoning you used on the bacon weave.

Now comes the fun part. Very carefully separate the front edge of the sausage layer from the bacon weave and begin rolling backwards. You want to include all layers EXCEPT the bacon weave in your roll. Try and keep the sausage as tight as possible and be sure to release any air pockets that may have formed. Once the sausage is fully rolled up, pinch together the seams and ends to seal all of the bacon goodness inside.

At this point we can start to see the final shape of our Bacon Explosion, but we’re missing one key item. To complte the constuction process, roll the sausage forward completely wrapping it in the bacon weave. Make sure it sits with the seam facing downward to help keep it all sealed up.

Sprinkle some barbeque seasoning on the outside of the bacon weave, and now this bad boy is ready for the smoker. Cook your Bacon Explosion at 225 degrees in a constant cloud of hickory smoke until your Thermapen gives an internal temperature reading of 165 degrees. Normally this will take about 1 hour for each inch of thickness, but that could vary depending on how well you maintain your fire and also how many times you open the smoker to take a peek. Mine took about 2.5 hours, which was right on target with its 2.5 inch diameter.

Now that our Bacon Explosion is fully cooked, we need to add some finishing flavors. Remember that barbecue sauce we used for inner flavor? We’ll be using that same sauce to glaze the cooked bacon weave. Using a basting brush, coat the entire surface with a thin layer of sauce. Sweet sauces are loaded with sugars, so they’ll give your fatty a nice glossy finish. Spicy and vinegar based sauces don’t contain as much, so they won’t set up as well. If you’re dead set on using those sauces, just cut them with a bit of honey and you’ll get the same effect.

Slice the Bacon Explosion into quarter to half inch rounds to serve. If your roll was good and tight, you should now see a nice bacon pinwheel pattern throughout the sausage. Obviously pork is best served by itself, but if you feel the need to make this meat monster into a sandwich, try placing a couple Bacon Explosion slices on a warm Pillsbury’s Grands Biscuit. You’ll reach pork Nirvana is no time flat!

mangler 05-28-2010 12:04

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More pictures.

lksteve 05-28-2010 12:13

Who dreamt that up? A cardiologist? Looks good...

Red Flag 1 05-28-2010 12:37

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Originally Posted by lksteve (Post 333021)
Who dreamt that up? A cardiologist? Looks good...

SwatSurgeon:).....IMHO

RF 1

JJ_BPK 05-28-2010 13:14

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After reading the recipe, my eyes are watering and I am drooling so bad, I can't see the pictures...

Would you know how many Weight Watcher points per serving??


:D:D:D:D

mojaveman 05-28-2010 13:23

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Originally Posted by JJ_BPK (Post 333025)
After reading the recipe, my eyes are watering and I am drooling so bad, I can't see the pictures...

Would you know how many Weight Watcher points per serving??


:D:D:D:D

Looks good but where's the lettuce, tomato, and mayo?

Gypsy 05-28-2010 15:17

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Originally Posted by mojaveman (Post 333028)
Looks good but where's the lettuce, tomato, and mayo?

Blasphemy! All you need is bacon...just bacon!

mangler 05-28-2010 20:31

I have no clue how many weight watcher points it is. I'd guess about one with the proper amount of morning PT. You really want to make it better add some cheese and jalapeno's to the sausage when your making it. It's even better the next day when you slice a hunk off for breakfast.

EasyIan 05-28-2010 21:35

Amazing, simply amazing.
 
That is one of the most delicious looking things I have ever seen, and the fact that I can smear it with some of my homemade maple rub makes it even more enticing. Luckily for me I have more than enough bacon and venison sausage on hand to experience its wonders. All I need to do now is buy a bottle of Asprin and borrow my grandmothers life alert beeper.

LarryW 05-29-2010 04:53

It's like the Bugatti sports car...if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

FWIW....

Bacon Explosion, one 4oz serving, 11 pts
3-egg omelet with cheese, 8 pts
2 slices toast with butter, 8 pts
Jam, 6 pts
Hash browns, 5 pts
Coffee with cream and sugar, 4 pts

Total = 42 pts

(Or have)

Denny's Meat Lovers Bowl = 35.5 pts
Water = 0 pts

According to Weight Watchers, to PT this away a 200# man would need to run (or do some kind of strenuous activity (sweating after 3-5 min)) for more than 4 hours.

x SF med 05-29-2010 10:57

My heart clogged up just reading the recipe... I can't imagine consuming it.

Although it would make a wonderful gift for hadji insurgents just prior to sending them to paradise...

PSM 05-30-2010 17:22

Attribution.
 
This post probably needs some attribution: BBQ Addicts.

Pat

JJ_BPK 05-30-2010 19:48

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Originally Posted by PSM (Post 333312)
This post probably needs some attribution: BBQ Addicts.

Pat


I humbly add some art to this

BACON Thread..


:D:lifter:D

incarcerated 05-30-2010 20:32

Where are the Moderators?
Since when do we allow Bacon Porn?



:rolleyes:;):D

219seminole 05-30-2010 22:19

I had a suggestion yesterday to add a slice of broiled bacon to my bloody mary. Sounds like it might work.


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