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echoes 05-24-2010 09:33

'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'
 
My friend just forwarded this to me...hilarious 'cause it's happened to me...anyone else???:D

(You have to stick with it, but you’ll get there.)


By the time you read through this you wil understand 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel ...

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud , pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. Ansahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulaisahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes'
means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...WhyUoo donwan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea.. meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"


Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

Holly

nmap 05-24-2010 16:57

Sounds like the last time I called a customer service number....

Gypsy 05-24-2010 17:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by nmap (Post 332390)
Sounds like the last time I called a customer service number....

Was that after pressing 1 for English?

incarcerated 05-24-2010 22:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by nmap (Post 332390)
Sounds like the last time I called a customer service number....

Sounds like the last time I stepped outside my front door…

Irishsquid 05-25-2010 00:47

Heh...you must live somewhere around here...

SF18C 05-25-2010 08:26

Okay so I had this same time of experience lately when I stayed in a hotel in Milan, Italy. At first I tried speaking in Italian (because I am in Italy) but after a bit I realized I can’t “do Italian with Chinese accents” so we tried English…it didn’t get much better!

The whole time my head is spinning trying to figure out what this little old lady is trying to tell me...Joo nid exsa toewes? Es da bid oookay? Ow pay wif cash or cat? Very nice lady though!

orion5 05-25-2010 09:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by NORMAL550GIRL (Post 332465)
I haven't managed one *&%ing foreign language my whole life.

I think Lawyerese qualifies... :munchin

219seminole 05-25-2010 13:57

I think that was the Federal Hotel in Bangkok circa 1969 and I wanted
urnjmamlad with the toes.


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