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May 5th
Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history.
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico , which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico . But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York . The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico , who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as - wait for it... Sinko De Mayo. :D |
Yep. Told it to both of my secretaries. Both were sucked in until the punchline. Both groaned *at* the actual punchline.
Tax accountants and humor...we take all we can get. bandy |
*GROAN*
That was bad.......just plain BAD. :( |
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MRFL sells food for a living. She made me call her favorite Mexican restaurant owner and tell it to him. He sort of laughed . . . then asked if he could talk to MRFL. I couldn't here both sides of the conversation but I heard the woman formerly known as "MRFL" say, "Yeah, he is a LITTLE retarded, but . . . " |
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