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armymom1228

04-12-2010 12:43

Maxine's words of wisdom re; the IRS

Maxine's Top 7 Gripes About Tax Season

7. IRS doesn't accept IOUs.

6. Never enough room on my check to write in amount owed.

5. Can't remember where I left my calculator from last April 15th.

4. Tax help line doesn't help pay them.

3. No line on tax form where I can add my own two cents.

2. Black and white horizo...ntal stripes make me look fat.

1. Can't claim sexy South American pool boy as a dependent.

how right she is... oh well...:munchin

bandycpa

04-12-2010 13:01

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Originally Posted by armymom1228 (Post 325186)

3. No line on tax form where I can add my own two cents.

Gotta round it up to the nearest dollar.

ZonieDiver

04-12-2010 23:07

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Originally Posted by NORMAL550GIRL (Post 325198)

WHAT? Oh shoot. Suppose I can't get the EIC for him either huh? Can I write off..er...services as a business expense at least?

And soon, he can get government-provided health care!

JAGO	04-13-2010 13:54

I just filed and owed $300:(
Electronic return, so I faxed 3 $100 bills to Atlanta:D
We'll see...
v/r
phil

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