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Air.177 07-28-2004 14:16

Stuffed Soldier
 
Here at the store, we have a Fiberglass figure of a WWII era Soldier, complete with Web gear, frags, and M1 Garand. This Figure is about 1.5/1 scale and stands in an aggressive forward stance. We also have all manner of stuffed game animals and heads all around the store. Just now, a small boy walked past the soldier display and ran screaming to his mother and Father,"Mommy, Daddy, There's a stuffed soldier over here!!" His parents didn't quite know what to think of this, he continued,"Somebody killed a soldier and they stuffed him!!" They then saw the Statue and spent 15 minutes trying to convince him that the soldier was not real. Just thought it was funny and that I would share. I have been asked whether the animals were all real before, but never the soldier. LOL

The Reaper 07-28-2004 14:21

With till the kid see the sock monkey an employee has on public display.

TR

Sacamuelas 07-28-2004 14:27

SHHHhhh.....

TR-
Ambush Master hasn't told him the truth about the sock monkey yet.

Air.177-
TR didn't know what he was talking about. Your sock monkey is REAL and he is a good pet and will live forever. :)

Air.177 07-28-2004 14:29

Quote:

Originally posted by The Reaper
With till the kid see the sock monkey an employee has on public display.

TR

Feeling alright TR?

I mean, I expect this type of out of date taunt from the Dentist, but Honestly, I hold you to a higher standard of internet provocation than this.

The Reaper 07-28-2004 14:38

Quote:

Originally posted by Air.177
Feeling alright TR?

I mean, I expect this type of out of date taunt from the Dentist, but Honestly, I hold you to a higher standard of internet provocation than this.

Sorry, in order to be more current, should I have brought up the 5.11 order again instead?:D

Was the GI wearing my shorts?

TR

Air.177 07-28-2004 14:39

Quote:

Originally posted by The Reaper
Sorry, in order to be more current, should I have brought up the 5.11 order again instead?:D

TR

Better, Closer, Warmer.

Now you're back up to snuff

Guy 07-30-2004 17:19

Air.177...I have a part for you...
 
In my new movie. You can play Eminem.:D

Guy 07-30-2004 17:21

Then you will get married...
 
Everything will be just dandy...

Guy 07-30-2004 17:22

Then you will go broke...
 
and she will treat you like...

Air.177 07-30-2004 17:22

Re: Air.177...I have a part for you...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Guy
In my new movie. You can play Eminem.:D
I think I will need to be brought up to speed on " Ebonics" first, But ok; so long as the payment is up front, a white guy needs bling too, you know.

LMMFAO

Roguish Lawyer 07-30-2004 17:28

OMG, Guy, you are really on your game today! LMMFAO!

Guy 07-30-2004 17:34

Re: Air.177...I have a part for you...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Air.177
I think I will need to be brought up to speed on " Ebonics" first, But ok; so long as the payment is up front, a white guy needs bling too, you know.

LMMFAO

Yeah OK...I could see your dad doing this to you also...LMMFAO!

The Reaper 07-30-2004 17:42

Re: Air.177...I have a part for you...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Guy
In my new movie. You can play Eminem.:D
Guy:

I saw that episode of Mad TV.

Aries Spears was in it, and was outstanding.

TR

Air.177 07-30-2004 17:44

Re: Re: Air.177...I have a part for you...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Guy
Yeah OK...I could see your dad doing this to you also...LMMFAO!
If I got away with only that, I would be very suprised. God knows I would deserve more.

LMAO


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