The modern church
 

I got this from cc today….

An old Irishman has not been to confession for many years. Guilt finally overcomes him; he enters a church and heads for the confessional. Much to his surprise, he finds the space most inviting with a tap labeled Guinness on the wall, a selection of finest brandy, cigars, and expensive chocolate on a shelf. As he is looking over these and the other the amenities the divider slides open and he (in an Irish accent) begins, “Father, forgive me for I have sinned. It has been 11 years since my last confession but before I go on, I got to compliment the Church on the changes you have made.” Father commands, “Get out, you’re on my side”.

Very funny,only a former Catholic can appreciate that ................;)

Big Teddy :munchin