Super Bowl Humor
 

A man has 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down,
a reporter comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," says the reporter. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting
event in the world, and not use it?"

The man says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in
1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible," says the reporter.
But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even
a neighbor -- to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."