Who's kid is this?
 

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened By a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of Whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"

Little Boy: "What the fuck do you think?"

Here's your sign.