Red Skelton Talks About His Happy Marriage
 

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Her’s is in California, and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days, and then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was “Always”.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust."

Red Skelton..a national treasure, IMHO.

RF 1

I miss Red, and his show.

We could use another comedian like him today.

TR

Thanks for posting this Razor! I can hear Red's voice as I read those classic lines! Thanks for the great memories and laughs!!!

molon labe
:lifter

I miss the way he signed off on each show with "Goodnight and God Bless."

Hope that America does not forget, sitting on Our Grandpa's knee, and listeing to this folklore!
For myself, it was "Hee-Haw!" Anyone remember that show too?:)

Holly

I grew up watching that show, with the family, on the one tv we had. :munchin

Unfortunately, at least for me at the time, that also meant enduring Lawrence Welk :eek: