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Team Sergeant 08-16-2009 10:52

In my email....
 
This was in my email this morning.....:rolleyes:

Hope you receive this message!!!

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Michael Jackson. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late King of Pop. Michael Jackson made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Five Million, Dollars (USD$5,000.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being widely entertainer, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous fans abroad who wished you good. Late Michael Joseph Jackson until his death was a member "MJFC" The Michael Jackson Fan Club and the Institute of entertainer. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. You are advice to contact me with my personal email: barrjohnbranca (at)live.co.uk

Await your prompt response.132
Yours in Service,
BARRISTER John Branca ESQ.


201.63.90.132
Brazil Comite Gestor Da Internet No Brasil Spammer Scum

HowardCohodas 08-16-2009 10:58

I think this may not be legitimate because it did not originate from Nigeria. ;)

jlcoad 08-16-2009 11:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Team Sergeant (Post 278925)
This was in my email this morning.....:rolleyes:

Hope you receive this message!!!

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Michael Jackson. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late King of Pop. Michael Jackson made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Five Million, Dollars (USD$5,000.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being widely entertainer, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous fans abroad who wished you good. Late Michael Joseph Jackson until his death was a member "MJFC" The Michael Jackson Fan Club and the Institute of entertainer. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. You are advice to contact me with my personal email: barrjohnbranca (at)live.co.uk

Await your prompt response.132
Yours in Service,
BARRISTER John Branca ESQ.


201.63.90.132
Brazil Comite Gestor Da Internet No Brasil Spammer Scum

I did hear somewhere that you taught MJ how to moonwalk:)

Saoirse 08-16-2009 11:24

Now that's interesting. Where all does the barrister practice law, last week he sent me an email telling me a good friend of mine in Kenya had passed away and they needed to expedite his estate and transfer funds to me (some absurd amount that I cannot remember). However, my first contact with Mr. Branca was when he was working for the FBI and wanted me to contact him reference a friend who had passed away in Johannesburg before he could make it back to the US and him leaving me a huge sum of money. <sigh> I know, I have a lot of friends with lots of money that have died. But don't weep for me! :D

Kyobanim 08-16-2009 11:24

Wow! That will pay for a lot of bandwidth!

greenberetTFS 08-16-2009 11:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyobanim (Post 278930)
Wow! That will pay for a lot of bandwidth!

TS,I've got to agree with K,you sure are a lucky guy..... :eek: $5 million,WOW.....;)

Big Teddy :munchin

Gypsy 08-16-2009 12:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyobanim (Post 278930)
Wow! That will pay for a lot of bandwidth!

You mean there isn't enough bandwidth? :D

Red Flag 1 08-16-2009 17:52

TS,

You are not alone in this, now there's a shock!

Mine came from Barbados with different words.

What a lucky day:rolleyes:.

RF 1

Roguish Lawyer 08-16-2009 18:27

You need a spam filter

Dan 08-17-2009 09:42

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Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer (Post 278985)
You need a spam filter

Spam filters need to be trained if it isn't an already known issue. i.e.

Ham - All mail considered clean by the system. The stuff you want.
Spam - (aka UCE) Unsolicited mail.
Virus - Message that contain a virus.
RBL - A message from a server that is listed on the Remote Block List.
RPDNS - (Reverse Path DNS) Mail from a domain that does not have the appropriate Mail eXchange or A records in DNS to send a response back to.
RFC - Messages that are blocked due to improper formatting of the message.
RP Sanity - A message that is blocked due to the sending server having an invalid DNS record such as 127.0.0.1 (aka localhost).
Size Ext - Messages that are blocked by the specified Size limits.
Greylist - Messages that are blocked by Greylisting.
Redlist - Messages that are blocked by Redlisting.

Team Sergeant 08-17-2009 09:51

I receive about 1 spam a day.

I consider that damn good when one considers the size of this website......;)

http://www.quantcast.com/professionalsoldiers.com

Thanks Dan!

TS

bandycpa 08-17-2009 10:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by greenberetTFS (Post 278936)
TS,I've got to agree with K,you sure are a lucky guy..... :eek: $5 million,WOW.....;)

Big Teddy :munchin

Yeah, but it doesn't look as good after taxes.



Bandy


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