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greenberetTFS 07-04-2009 13:59

Only a Marine will appreciate this joke......
 
> Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight
> out of London
> one took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the
> middle seat. Just
> before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
> After takeoff, the
> Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
> settling in when the Arab
> in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a Coke.'
> 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm
> in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you.'
> As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the
> Marine's shoe and spat in it.
> When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab
> said, 'That looks good,
> I'd really like one, too.'
> Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was
> gone, The other
> Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it..
> When the Marine
> returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into
> his shoes and knew
> immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his
> Arab neighbors....
> 'Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go
> on? This fighting
> between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
> spitting in shoes and
> pissing in Cokes?'

> THE FEW.. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.........:lifter

Big Teddy :munchin

Saoirse 07-04-2009 14:21

LMAO BOOYAH!
Good one Teddy!!! :D

HOLLiS 07-04-2009 16:20

R. King, "why can't well just get along." :D

BoyScout 07-04-2009 16:20

I am going to tell this to some of my Marine buddies.


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