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BMT (RIP) 06-29-2009 07:39

Sicilian Stress Reliever
 
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management
technique used traditionally in Sicily. The funny thing is that it really
does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over
a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running
water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade
of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of
Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to
forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.


BMT
SMAO

mojaveman 06-29-2009 09:45

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of your ex-mother in law, the person you are holding under water.


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