How to get to Heaven in Ireland
 

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children,
and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered “No!”. I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, “Then how can I get into heaven?”

A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE FOCKN' DEAD..........



BMT

I yield to the un-named six year old!

RF 1

Ahhhh the wee lad's name be.....Little Johnny. :D