A CLEAN JOKE..???
 

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'

Now wipe that smile off your face.

:D:D:D:D

How the heck did you know? :eek:

Pat

Good thing that sappling wasn't a Pussy Willow, or that Pecker would be in all sorts of trouble. :munchin