Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
 

And so it goes... ;)

Richard's $.02 :munchin

Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
AP, 24 Mar 2009

LAKELAND, Fla. – An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.

Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.

Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class.

hahaha, what the hell are they eatin' down there??? Stinky crab farts??

EDIT: hell, I'd be proud of those

Oh for Pete's sake (our Pete only if it fits)!

I suppose, they are considering some sort of "marker" so they will be sure to punish the right one:rolleyes:.

Best advice, complete an anesthesia residency...........once done, you will be licensed to pass gas:D. Even get paid to do so:D.

RF 1

Very funny RF 1, ;) Very,very funny :cool:......................:p

GB TFS :munchin

Big Stink
 

Sounds like a big stink over nothin'. :D

-Susan (who lives with a couple of little stinkers herself...)

I wonder, if this goes to trial, will the prosecution try to use the "He who smelt it, dealt it" approach?

It'd be interesting to see how that holds up in court.

Something about.....
 

Something about this charge smells.

Leave it to the people in Polk County! :D

...its part of the new approach to deal with man-caused disasters.

I woulda had to do a lot more walking if this rule had been around when I was that age. :p

Richard's $.02 :munchin