Spanish 101
 

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchila da left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

OMG.... it all made perfect sense to me. I must have lived in Miami too long.

That sounded like an old I Love Lucy rerun.. thanks.. made my otherwise sniffly day much much better.. :D

Or the Master Sergeant who delivered the "welcome speech" at JOTC during the early 70's in a thick Puerto Rican accent that had students wondering what the heck he was saying! "Yentlemen, belcome to de yungle..." :)

15. *Manual Labor*

Zee President of Mexico is Manual Labor.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those phrases .... I understood all of them :p