An Irish Blonde Walks into a Casino
 

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrives at the casino. She seems a little intoxicated and bets twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and with an Irish brogue yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice comes to a stop, she jumps up and down, squealing "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugs each of the dealers and then picks up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs.

The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men...are men!

That one is going out to all my blonde friends... they may not get it, but it will be fun to watch them try :D