Jewish Tie Salesman
 

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the Afghanistan
Desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find an old
Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have
Water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water but would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water
I should kill you, but I must find water first".

"OK", said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not want to
Buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than
That. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you
Will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.
Shalom".

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back.

"Your ****ing brother won't let me in without a tie."

Hostile,

Pretty good!

I wonder how an Irishman would have done with this?

:munchin

RF 1

OMG HOSTILE!!! That was a riot! Good one

RF 1: to answer your question:

First Irishman with a stand would be selling pint glasses for $5
The one with the restaurant has a sign out front: Free Guinness, bring your own pint glass!!!!:D :lifter

oi vai iz mir, LOL.

never underestimate human ingenuity to do good or to do evil.