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LITTLE JOHNNY AGAIN

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, - "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. Teacher: "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" Little Johnny: "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. Little Johnny: "Why do you do that, mommy?" Mother: "To make myself beautiful" She then began removing the cream with a tissue. Little Johnny: "What's the matter? Giving up?"

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. Teacher: "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny: "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. Policeman: "Yes, the detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny: "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked:- "Dad, why are you doing that?" Dad: "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Johnny, looking worried, said:- "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."