A short love story
 

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f*****g blanket.'


After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

The End

Very nice, Kyo.

I'll have to send this one to the wife AFTER Valentine's Day. Hits too close to home.


Bandy

Kyo,

LOL...Thanks!

Get down. Get the blanket. Fart before going back to the upper bunk. Best use of ammo, and better "round" placement!:D:D:D

RF 1

Submarine or dept charge
 

That ending brought a tear to my eye and nearly caused me to choke to death. :eek:

Note to self, don't drink and read The Comedy Zone, especially at work :o