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florida_annie 02-11-2009 17:50

Irish Discretion
 
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, my boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?'

They draw cards for the task. Paul Gallagher picks the two of clubs and becomes the one to tell Mrs. Murphy the bad news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

'Discreet? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home'.

'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife.

'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher :p

Red Flag 1 02-11-2009 18:02

florida_annie,

That is funny!

Ya just gotta love the Irish!:D

I can say that with some conviction, I married an Irish Lass. They just have a way.

RF 1

lksteve 02-11-2009 18:07

Stolen

bandycpa 02-11-2009 19:53

Again,the secret to a good salesman: It's ALL in the presentation! :p


Bandy

Gypsy 02-11-2009 19:54

Most excellent. :D

Where the hell you been hiding, woman?


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