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frostfire 02-04-2009 00:06

yesterday, in London
 
YESTERDAY, IN LONDON


Parvinder and Habib are beggars in UK . They beg in different areas of London .

Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib: "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home

a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?"

Parvinder: "Look at your sign, what does it say?"


Habib's sign reads: 'I have no work. I have a wife and 6 kids to support.'

Parvinder: "No wonder you only get £2- £3!"

Habib: "So what does your sign say?"


Parvinder shows his sign....

It reads: 'I only need another £100 to move back to Pakistan. '

trent 02-06-2009 02:20

Wow. That surprised a regretful chuckle out of me. :-P

Soft Target 02-06-2009 07:30

Somebody didn't take thier PC pills.

SF_BHT 02-06-2009 08:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soft Target (Post 248025)
Somebody didn't take thier PC pills.

NO The problem is too many people have taken the PC Pill.

Stryfe 02-06-2009 08:53

Hehehe...good one. :D

nmap 02-07-2009 10:28

That IS a good one! Thank you.

greenberetTFS 02-07-2009 11:39

Very funny..............:D

GB TFS :munchin

bandycpa 02-07-2009 11:42

Good one. It's all in the presentation...


Bandy

Saoirse 02-07-2009 12:07

Funny! Sadly, not far from the truth. <sigh>


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