Men and Women Explained Geographically
 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: A glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet: Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 16 and 70, a man is like Iran: Ruled by nuts.

:D

Pat

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"Dick".... "Nuts"....it's all the same. ;) :D

Dang! I ran a search, too! Unfortunately it was that line. :mad:

Mine's funnier, though. :p

Pat