Found in Fortune Cookies
 

-- Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.

-- Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.

-- Man who run in front of car get tired.

-- Man who run behind car get exhausted.

-- Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

-- Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

-- Man with one chopstick go hungry.

-- Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.

-- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

-- Baseball is wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

-- War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.

-- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

-- Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with poopy finger.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. :rolleyes:

Crowded elevator smell different to midget. :p

Panties not best thing on earth...but next to best thing on earth. ;)

Richard's $.02 :munchin