Obama birth certificate....
 

Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. He's deciding which of his names (Barack Barry Hussein Obama Soetoro) to put on it.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. The ink isn't dry yet.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. Hillary Clinton won't give it back to him.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. He accidently smoked it.

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Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?

A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.

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Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?

A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.

LOL!