Georgia invaded???
 

News Flash! All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday. When asked why by a local news reporter, one of the purchasers stated, "Russia may have invaded Georgia...but they sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama!" :D

Richard :munchin

Richard.

LOL! :D

Having recently bought my '08 hunting and fishing license in our local Oklahoma wal-mart...I believe it! Where some of the fellow shoppers come from...makes me wonder...:rolleyes: :p

Holly

College Students Too!
 

I attend a fairly rigorous state school in Illinois and I had a female that I was involved with at point call and ask me...

"So why doesn't George Bush care about Russia invading Georgia? Are we going to go to war with Russia too!?!"

I laughed and made fun of her. I wish I was kidding about this....

The 1st Alabama group stands ready to repel the invaders.

Capt. Billy Joe Jim Bob (far left, back row) was quoted as saying:
"Dem damn Russkies ain't comin' 'ere into my state, anytime soon. Me an' da boys is ready fer dem. Wees gonna send 'em back over the 38th parlell if'n des tinkin 'bout comin 'ere."

1st Lt. Bobby Ray (middle back row)echoed what Capt. Billy Joe Jim Bob stated and added:
"Shoooot. I's kin take me out a'least 100 of dems damn Reds. Deys can' shot worf a damn no how."

Sgt. Bubba Joe (far right, back row) stated:
"Dey tink deys gonna make me an my kin drink der Vodka an eat dem damn fish eggs, wells, dey got anothr thing comin to 'em. Da only ting take fish eggs is good fer is fer fishin'. Which is what we all was planin' on doin afta wees kick dem outa da great state of Alabama....ROLL TIDE !!!!!"

Pvt. Tiny (front row) said:
"Wees know dey kill'd Dale, and wees ain't gonna forgive'm of dat krime."

Looks like they are leaving "Georgia". Go South and you only have Florida, why take that?. Alabama must be next!

Roll Tide, or roll something!!!

RF 1

Speaking of "Roll"; I give you Bobby Ray, and Tiny!! Have to wonder what "Tiny" referrs to?:D

RF 1