Professional Soldiers ® - Civilian Friends Vs. SF Friends

CIVILIAN Friends vs SF Friends

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when you are drunk.
SF FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
SF FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick
you tried to pick up

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no
one is late for the ride home.
SF FRIENDS: Know some wild sh*t will happen, and set up rally points and an E &
E route.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
SF FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your p**sy.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
SF FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in
the first place.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave
them alone.
SF FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the
tag team.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SF FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SF FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SF FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of
the bar.
SF FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way
out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are
sorry you couldn't come.
SF FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to
steal free drinks all night.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
SF FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
'Bitch, you better drink the rest of that sh*t, you know we don't waste..That's
alcohol abuse!!!'

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
SF FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of
each other for so long.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say 'I can't handle Tequila anymore'.
SF FRIENDS: Will say 'okay just one more' and then 2 minutes later okay just
one more'.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks shit about you.
SF FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out!!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you 'They'd take a bullet for you.'
SF FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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