What's in a name?
 

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She decided to approach the man and engage him in small talk.

"Hello. My name is Carmen.", the young lady said to the man.

"That's a beautiful name." replied the man. "Is it a family name?"

"No." she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the tings I like most---Cars and Men."

"Oh, I see." said the man.

"What's your name", asked the young lady.

He replied, "B.J. Titsnguns."