T-G-I-F
 

A business man got on an elevator one day, and noticed there was a young blonde woman already inside. The young blonde greeted the man with a big smile and a cheerful "T-G-I-F".

The man smiled back to her and said, "S-H-I-T". The blonde looked puzzled, and repeated "T-G-I-F" more slowly.

Again the man answered, "S-H-I-T".

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her brightest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F". The man smiled back to her and once again said, "S-H-I-T".

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain to the man, "T-G-I-F means, Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it duuhhhh?"

The man smiled back to her and said, "S-H-I-T means, Sorry Honey It's Thursday."

That was one smart Blonde. The ones I have met thinks TGIF means something different.
TGIF on shoes= Toes go in first
TGIF on shirt = Tits go in front.:o