THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP
 

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP, which is to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in their foreheads; when properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God instantly.


It comes in various sizes:



The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.

The implant may contain some information or precious metals:


Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,
U. S. Armed Forces OEF