A customer came in last night
 

A customer came in last night and relate this story of his cab ride to the restaurant.
His cab touched the bumper of the car in front of it.
Out storms a 4’1’ dwarf banging on the cabs drivers window.
The cabbie rolls down the window looks at the dwarf.
The dwarf screams I’m not Happy.
The Cabbie screams back Ok then, which one are you.

:D

Nice...

mean, but funny :D