Thank God for Texans
 

A Texan's opinion


T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland, TX, was asked
on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of
torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from the
studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.


"If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's balls to a car's battery cables will
save one Texas GI's life, then I have just three things to say,


"Red is positive"
"Black is negative"
"Make sure his balls are wet."