Monkey Stomping
 

NDD, can you please give both the description and instructions on a proper Monkey Stomping? Advice on conditions under which this technique may be used would also be helpful.

Re: Monkey Stomping
 

Sorry to jump in on someone else's request for instruction, but I would suspect that you would start with something that looks like this....

TR

I knew someone could help if NDD was busy!

For you, anything Maestro:

Main Entry: 1Monkey Stomping
Pronunciation: 'm&[ng]-kE, 'stomp ng
Function: verb
Etymology: by alteration. Probably of low Special Forces origin (7th Group).

1 : To cloud up and rain all over an opponent
2 a : To beat the living crap out of someone b : to literally beat a man down so bad you end up jumping up and down on them and throwing them against walls or bars.
3. a : To go medieval on that ass. b : To cause the object of the stomping to seek medical attention at Doc T's ER. c : to cause the opponent to call the police just to get you off him

See also: GWOT, Che, ass whuppin', beat down, owned,Gutter Fightin', CQB, Monkey Ward Crowbar, Holy Mary Mother of God Get This Insane Bastard Off Me!

For instructions, please refer to Colonel Rex Applegate's Kill or Get Kilt - Everyman's Guide to Monkey Stomping for Dummies

In the immortal words of Inspector Clousseau:

"Does your minkey bite?"

TR

Perfect! Pay attention kids, you will see this material again.

Re: Re: Monkey Stomping
 

Ouch! That's going to leave a mark on the old psyche. LOL

Looking for chapter on Monkey Stomping in Col. Applegates book, "Kill or get Kilt" . Hmm, wait, that's why I can't find it, IT'S THE WHOLE DAMN BOOK!

That is correct sir. I did not reference the Colonel's fine work, Combat Use of the Fighting Knife since your artistry is prominent on practically every page. I call that short work the Monkey Stomping Cliff's Notes .

see also: openin' a can of whoop ass, snot knockin', and skull draggin'


Thank you gentlemen. This thread made my night just reading it. CLassic!!
:D

Re: Re: Monkey Stomping
 

At that age (<4yoa) It's a decent start. I can't begin to tell you how much the familiarity with weaponry helped me in public school :D

Get AM to tell you the whole story behind those pics sometime.

I believe the army has a manual regarding this subject:

http://www.ncoer.com/wall.htm

:D

Okay, just read the whole manual, after your done doing all this THEN the Monkey Stomping starts.

In the immortal words of Inspector Clousseau:

"Does your minkey bite?"


*CHOMP*

"I thought you said your monkey didn't bite!?"

"That... is NOT my minkey!"

Scotty