Gynecologist's Assistant Opening
 

A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville,
Florida, and sees a card advertising for a
Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me
some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind
the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies -
"Oh yes here it is : The job entails you getting the
lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to
help them out of their underwear, lie them down and
carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply
shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair
then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for
the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual
salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to
Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from
here."

"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"

"No sir - that's the end of the lineup!"