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Things That Make You Go "hmmmm"
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
** Why is a boxing ring square? ** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? ** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? ** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? ** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? ** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? ** Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click "Start"? ** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ** Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? ** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ** Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? ** Can fat people go skinny-dipping? |
Why is my dog wearing a sweater? :confused:
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Kyobanim: My Favorite ** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? An unknown phenomenon only we ladies know! Holly :munchin |
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