A Priest and a Nun crossing the desert
 

A priest and a nun are crossing the desert on a camel. The camel dies. Stranded, without food and water and realizing the end is near, the priest looks at the nun and said “Sister Mary, I think we are about to meet our lord; if you wouldn’t mind, and before we do, would kindly show me what a women looks like” Sister Mary eyeing the priest replies “Well Father Patty, seeing that we are here, I can see no harm coming from it, why not.” She disrobes. The priest look at her and said; “Thank you Sister Mary, a true revelation of gods work”! She dress’s and while doing so Said to Father Patty, “Father if you would not mind, could you show me what a man looks like. You see Father, ever since I join the Sisterhood at twelve years of age, I’ve devoted my life to our Lord and Savior, I’ve never seen a man. “Well of course Sister Mary”, Father Patty replies and disrobes. Sister Mary looks him over and Points “ Father Patty” She states, “if you don’t mind my asking what is that???!!! “Well, That is the giver of Life Sister Mary. She looks at the Priest “ It’s the giver of life is it now, Well Father Patty; if you wouldn’t mind could you stick in the camel so we can get out of here!!!