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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. I mean really, really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.”

And with that thought, he proceeded to get a measuring tape, measuring the grill and then going over to where his wife was working and measuring her bottom.

"Yes, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband and say nothing.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky…and makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?!!!" she icily replies.