Guy in a Bar
 

A guy walks in a bar and sits down to have a few drinks. After a couple of beers, he notices an attractive woman across the bar. He walks over and asks her if he can buy her of drink. She agrees.

"So, what is your name?" he asks

"Carmen"

"That is a pretty name" he remarks.

"I changed my name to the two things I like most, cars and men"

"Really, that is an amazing coincidence." he replied

"Coincidence, how is that?"

"Well, my name is Golftits!"