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sg1987 01-25-2007 06:21

High Altitude No Opening...
 
Sad story.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,246658,00.html

Hipshot 01-25-2007 07:28

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
 
Now that's cold! I saw a female rigger go in on a jump down at Keesler AFB, MS back in '86 - main/reserve entanglement. The scream she made before impact I will never forget. With 12.5 reserve rides out of 2653 jumps, I know that awful feeling. If convicted, they should do the same to her - throw her out at 13,000 ft with a non-functioning parachute.

bandycpa 01-25-2007 11:04

Quote:

Clottemans, a secretary, is understood to have attempted suicide hours before being brought in for questioning by detectives for a second time last month. She is said to be suffering from a personality disorder and is receiving treatment.
Uh-oh. I see we're making a turn into Insanity Plea City via Self-Justification Boulevard. She kills another person, and SHE's the one that needs treatment. Okay...

Quote:

Police have also disclosed that Clottemans had previously been arrested for attempting to run over an American boyfriend. He escaped injury and she was released without charge.
Oh, no doubt, this is the kind of stable, loving, caring girl that every guy should look for. Forget about background checks on purchasing weapons. It appears they are needed for dating instead...or maybe purchasing parachutes...or automobiles.



Bandy

x SF med 01-25-2007 11:25

Nice Love Triangle. Can you hear her - "Honey, lets take your other girlfriend up for a freefall, it'll be fun." after exit - "Look Bitch, it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom! And this way I don't dent my car either."

The Reaper 01-25-2007 17:38

It is Belgium, IIRC.

No death penalty, probably a short sentence in some nice psych country club or Club Fed type setting.

Then on to the bext boyfriend.:D

PBFH.

TR

Mav 01-25-2007 19:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by x SF med
Nice Love Triangle. Can you hear her - "Honey, lets take your other girlfriend up for a freefall, it'll be fun." after exit - "Look Bitch, it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom! And this way I don't dent my car either."

".. It's the second bounce that kills you...." :eek:

spectre919 01-25-2007 22:25

Well, it would seem everyone in the story is "wrong."

Perhaps the paths they followed led them to the "really long drop and sudden stop?" Yes, maybe not walking to the plane would have been a better idea.


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