Now I Understand
 

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide. Let's see now. . . .
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no
doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel
dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Now I understand

:eek:

thats a tad risque

I'm no expert but I believe these terrorists acheive salvation by killing themselves along with others.

I'm not trying to be smart, I just dont take well to racism.


I may be ignorant to "SF humor"

-Ello

Oh I am stealing this! :p

Your righteous indignation has been duly noted.

Now that put a smile on my face. Thanks! I think I'll steal it, too.

Sorry sir, I forgot my place

back to lurkin'

:lifter

Stole it!:D

No, perhaps you are just plain ignorant! Humour is humour, and as Frank Zappa proved, it's anywhere, anytime. Otherwise we would spend the better part of the day crying everytime we saw one of our brothers get his legs blown off by those wonderful and misunderstood Islamic freedom fighters. We make jokes and they destroy life................We so sorry we offended you!

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Gypsydoc5 let me help you out

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Damn! That one hurts! LOL :D

--Aric