LEOs
 

I pick on lawyers a lot, so I figured I'd spread the wealth a little.


A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there, sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top!"

:D

That traffic cop may have saved that girls life...yet you mock him. :D

When is someone going to find a new cop joke?

Jim

Too dangerous, some of the guys seem to have thin skins, and guns and badges to boot.:D

TR

When they stop inventing new donuts.

Not all of us Sir. :lifter

Oh come on Land Shark is that all you got!!! :munchin

TR,

With all the verbal abuse cops take on many days, I don't think too many have thin skins......

Jim

Joe-
In your response to TR, what is it exactly you're missing - badges? guns? boots? or thin skins?

Gotta give you a point for the Land Shark comment, we have to get RL to use the shark I got him as an avatar now.

This might spare you a ticket....






Satisfaction guaranteed of your donut-back.

ER-

Tthat's just wrong, even for a LEO. We all know you guys only like the fresh, edible donuts and the mirror hanger would just piss you off, like teasing a bear.

Don't forget the dunkin donuts coffee-a genuine crowd pleaser (considering the subject matter)!

Thin skin Doc.

All you FOG's are fixated on old school cops and donuts. The new breed swills Starbucks and chow down on mulitgrain bagels get with the program...but somehow many are still way fat. :D :confused:

x_sf_med,

Wouldn't piss me off...but I just might ask you to exit your vehicle so that I could search your pic-a-nic basket. :D :D :D