Lawyers
 

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina."

"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

RAOTMFFLMGDLAO!

Ditto...I think. :D

Pat

Geez RL - did you hit the keyboard while you were in a seizure, or what?

BTW- Do you know the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?


One's a scum sucking, bottom dwelling, carrion eating member of the shark family..... the other one's a fish.

Present company excluded, of course.



edited for clarity and understanding 19092006 14:39: I think I have actually deciphered our esteemed counsel's 'net shorthand, and, if I'm not too far off the mark - actually means lawyer with the last 'L' in this acronym. But once again, counsel, wash your mouth out with soap, this is a family board.

Ok I married a lawyer so now I am curious; does that make me a shark hunter or shark bait? I suppose that depends upon my marriage status! :D

Goggles - the answer is...... yes

You're a remora; enjoy whatever scraps you can find. ;)

:D

Now that's funny. I don't care who you are .. that's funny.

XSFMedic:He's Channeling Guy again, couldn't be helped

Air-
I know - I'm trying to increase his professional decorum - I thought lawyers only ripped like that in private - the old 'imperturbable facade' in public.

Plus he combo'd up on the letters and put them in really odd places, odd that he's channeling live people, dontcha think?



Is there any way I could get you to run to Kincaid's on Camp Bowie and have burger for me, with the Frog Fries if they still make them.... I'm jonesing for one of their burgers.

What's the difference between dead lawyer in the road and a dead rabbit? The rabbit has skid marks in front of it. :D

Sir,
That's a thankless task.

Not the slightest bit odd, Guy is obviously using Jedi Mind tricks to speak through the Lawyer in question. Has to be Guy, His MF'n Speech patterns are distinctive, I shit you Not! :D

Kincaid's just branched out and opened a store in Southlake. I try to get by there occasionally, I'll keep you in mind next time.


Good times,
blake

Nothing gets by a recon man! ;)

Hey Bud. A recon man, damn, I always wanted to be the Repo Man, well, them's the breaks. Have you sent the joke to your colleagues? How about the managing partner? hehehehehe