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HOLLiS 09-15-2006 10:06

Beer Dangers
 
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer. And suggested that men should take a concerned look
at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each, within a 1
hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Cincinnatus 09-15-2006 10:26

:D :D :D

frostfire 09-17-2006 15:20

LMAO

good one.

Thanks, that made my day


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